Wednesday, March 13, 2013

5 Weeks

Yep. I'm still pregnant. It's hard to believe as I type this.

I'm 5 weeks!


 My baby is the size of an apple seed. Holla, Johnny!

I have been having a few random camps each day down there, and fatigue has officially hit me but it's intermittent. Speaking of hitting me.. if you were to hit in me in my boob right now I'd probably have to judo chop you in the clavicle. 

I don't really have much of an appetite but I'm not sick either which is cool. If anything sounds good it's going to be hot and spicy. 

My moods are playing on the swing set for sure. I am tearing up at the dumbest shit. Seriously... I teared up watching a commercial (that my company produced) during a presentation that I'd seen probably 38 times. Here it is.. I mean come on..


I also totally tweaked out this morning because I had so much road rage... I don't think I've never felt so much anger. This one woman triiiiied me like a free sample! I seriously wanted to cut a hoe. 


Shit Chad said this week: 

A text message- "Btw when your water breaks can you make sure it happens in the kitchen or the bedroom bc if it gets on the wood I have to clean it up before we go to the hospital or the floors will swell"

The other night while eating dinner- "Did you know that you're about to push something the size of THIS (holds up a 2 Liter of Coke) out of your vagina?"


God, I love that man. 




2 comments:

  1. Congratulations! I love your balls out descriptions... I can't wait to hear about the rest of your pregnancy, I'm sure I'll pee my pants a little! Haha

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  2. oh lord...the 2 liter thing! I'd wanna punch someone who said that, haha. :p

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