Oysters Anyone?

Warning: I am disgusting. This entry may disturb you.

I had a dream. No, not at all like the one our good friend Martin did.

In this dream I was teaching my hip hop cardio dance class at a new gym. For some reason their sound system would not accept my brand new ipod, and as back up I had to get a CD of music from the girl running the place in the front office. She was looking down on me as if it was my fault, and I felt horrible because I really wanted to make a good impression on these women. I've never been a good free styler so it was really stressful for me as I had to come up with new material on the spot for these eager women looking to dance off the pounds. After the torturous class was over I felt something wet down under. I ran to the bathroom to inspect what the deal was. To my surprise there was something that resembled a raw oyster coming out of my vajay. I was really scared, but for whatever reason I was compelled to then tug on the oyster-like blob to see what would happen. What happened? It was attached to something.. a part of something.. I proceeded to slowly pull out my entire reproductive system. Yeah. That shit just slid right on out. It was like my vajay was Mary Poppin's purse! LOL. I was freaking out but glad not to be bleeding at all. Thank the Lord for THAT one. I couldn't help but take a gander at my ute, and to my surprise there were 3 poppy seeds in there! Y'all know what that means.. three babies! Whew! Boy am I glad I yanked that puppy outta there. There's no way I could handle three churins! I flushed my reproductive system down the gym toilet like a dead fish. I then calmly drove myself home and went in to tell Chad what happened. Chad, the man who said he wouldn't even cry if I died, teared up when I told him there were 3 babies in there. That's when I knew it was all a dream and woke up.

Fast forward to real life.

I told both my best friend (Jew Twin) and Chad about the dream.

Jew Twin's response: "Maybe that means you're going to have triplets!!!"
Chad's response: "Maybe that means you're craving oysters!"

Oysters anyone????